Funny,
Not everything you do needs to be documented.
I actually find it absurd and unnecessary.
We all saw you fall, please return to your seat so we can laugh about it.
Please DON'T sit there for ten more minutes until we all see you there.
Also,
It is uncalled for to swear at the simplest thing in front of you.
"FUCK YOU BITHIN BIRD!"
No.
Please shut your self up.
That's all that's ordinary today.
-♥- merci